CITY OF LOST SOULS DATE SET FOR MAY 8th!!!! LESS THAN A YEAR!!! SO EXCITED!
(book #5) hopefully the time goes by fast!
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
AAAHHHHH!!!!!
u guys arent commenting on anything anymore! i feel lyk no one lyks this site anymore! give me some ideas on what u wud lyk to see here! what changes can i make to make this better for u guys! come on! hit me with ur best shot! (haha i luv pat benatar)
Thursday, June 30, 2011
My new favorite quote!
"full price is for dummies!" ~ my friend's grandpa. haha i luv this cuz its my new motto!
Is it that time of week again????? JOKE TIME!!!!
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there." Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
get it?????? hahahahahahahahahahahtook me a while to process this one as well! take care guys! luv ya!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there." Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
get it?????? hahahahahahahahahahahtook me a while to process this one as well! take care guys! luv ya!
Friday, June 24, 2011
Who doesn't love a good scare???
#1 thing of many things to come on the "what to do when bored" list- get together with some friends, or just anyone, and create a scary video! the results are hilarious and it makes a good time out of nothing! u ddont even need a camera! just make up some cheezystory that involves bad guys, humor, classic detective skills, betrayal, and some fake blood! voila! Youve got a funny horror movie! bam! right there- thats ur homemade fun!
i hope u guys dont just read this! take it into consideration and put it into action! dont say to urself lamely " oh ill just do it another time" NNOO!!!! do it now! i dont see why not! i mean obviously uve got the time if ur looking at this website! u could be making a freaking awesome movie! go! now! get off ur lazy butt! send me ur results or just describe ur experience and try to prove me wrong and tell me that its not fun! cuz guess what?!?! it MOST CERTAINLY IS FUN AND I BET U U COULD NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE WITHOUT LYING!!!!!!AHHH stop freaking reading this and get started! luv yas!
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Joke of the week *every thursday!
Lame vampire joke:
So it's halloween night & a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a fresh cup of human blood. The bartender asks if he's a real vampire or not, he says yes(not significant). the bartender leaves and returns with a cup of human blood. the bartender watches in amazement as the "vampire" drinks his blood. the vampire finishes, thanks the guy, and leaves. for a few hours, this keeps happening. finally another vampire walks in and the bartender sayas "let me guess. youre a real vampire who wants a cup of blood?" "no" he answers. "can i just get a cup of hot water?" surprized due to the night's previous events, the bar tender turns around and comes back with his hot water. the vamire thanks him, takes the water, and pulls out a bloody, used band- aid. he smiles as he places it in the water and says to the bartender "Tea time!"
hahaha its not that funny, but you get the idea. sorry to disappoint, but only one joke for now, despite my promises to certain people! SORRY! hope you enjoyed this if u havent yet heard this one! :)
So it's halloween night & a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a fresh cup of human blood. The bartender asks if he's a real vampire or not, he says yes(not significant). the bartender leaves and returns with a cup of human blood. the bartender watches in amazement as the "vampire" drinks his blood. the vampire finishes, thanks the guy, and leaves. for a few hours, this keeps happening. finally another vampire walks in and the bartender sayas "let me guess. youre a real vampire who wants a cup of blood?" "no" he answers. "can i just get a cup of hot water?" surprized due to the night's previous events, the bar tender turns around and comes back with his hot water. the vamire thanks him, takes the water, and pulls out a bloody, used band- aid. he smiles as he places it in the water and says to the bartender "Tea time!"
hahaha its not that funny, but you get the idea. sorry to disappoint, but only one joke for now, despite my promises to certain people! SORRY! hope you enjoyed this if u havent yet heard this one! :)
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
another song! of course ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjG7_wt7dIc check it out i luv this song!!!!! if you would like a certain song of yours featured here on my site, just say the word and i will do my best to make it happen....any suggestions, and u know how to contact me! thanks guys! luv u!
SUMMER IS PAYING A VISIT!!!!!(hopefully a long one at that) :D
SUMMER!!!
OH LORD I WISH THIS WAS ME!!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snBf_NoJ3Xk i absolutely luv this song!!! check out blue october/justin furnstenfield's other great songs lyk my never, balance beam, ugly side, etc. but be careful!!! some have some big swear words! so turn the volume down first!
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