Lame vampire joke:
So it's halloween night & a vampire walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a fresh cup of human blood. The bartender asks if he's a real vampire or not, he says yes(not significant). the bartender leaves and returns with a cup of human blood. the bartender watches in amazement as the "vampire" drinks his blood. the vampire finishes, thanks the guy, and leaves. for a few hours, this keeps happening. finally another vampire walks in and the bartender sayas "let me guess. youre a real vampire who wants a cup of blood?" "no" he answers. "can i just get a cup of hot water?" surprized due to the night's previous events, the bar tender turns around and comes back with his hot water. the vamire thanks him, takes the water, and pulls out a bloody, used band- aid. he smiles as he places it in the water and says to the bartender "Tea time!"
hahaha its not that funny, but you get the idea. sorry to disappoint, but only one joke for now, despite my promises to certain people! SORRY! hope you enjoyed this if u havent yet heard this one! :)
1 comment:
haha i get it...ya not as funny as the other 2, but better than nothing
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